my kitty fell asleep on me so i said “are you sleeping” and she meowed really quietly it was the cutest thing ever im gonna die
Be a lady in the streets and a dark, terrifying, chthonic hellbeast in the roads and alleyways, in the liminal, protean spaces from which people avert their gaze and speed past in unthinking, primal terror.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
pppeople are always calling me “cute’ and its like yea im cute but do u wanna do me
i wanna be able to turn invisible. not because i could spy on hot naked ppl or sneak into disneyland but because i could hide in a locker room and repeatedly shut someones locker door and then appear and shout WAZOWSKI at them
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god
i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.
I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO
i cant believe youre still human
I remember in 2009 there was this craze going around at my school where girls were trying to get drunk by inserting vodka soaked tampons in their bodies and this girl tried it with blue alcopops and it dyed her princess parts turquoise.
That is what I said yes.